OOOOOOOOOH GOLLY! I got to do more of these blogs, Christmas musta came early, because I know this be-a blessing. So, I gotta write 'bout some people in my disastrous life that have made a gargantuan difference to me. Well, that might be a tad difficult. OOOH who am I kidding, I can come up with five people as fast you can YEEEEEEEHAAAAW! Oh gosh golly, who could the first person be. Well, Imma tell ya. It my ol' Mattiboi, and this boy, he a-mighty lonely, but I be telling him that he got his ol' gal Besse, but he still get upset. He got a good gal already, yet he feels lonesome. I have tried my time and patience with this young feller and I feel it has made a dent in that thick skull of his. Why, if I had to push any further on it, it might-a pop, with it only full of air. Well, I gotta move further, for if I stayed any longer on this fine specimen of a young man, I might have to take a stick to that head and BAP it, real southern like. Just like papi used ta do. He gave me the patience and generosity to deal with these hard times that people be having these days, how difficult it is after them big ol' corporations them took over our livelihoods and such. He a good lad, and I hope to wrangle up more cows some day with this little fella. Gee willikers, I got ta move onwards, or else his currently lady folk might-a get a touch suspicious with me. Onwards, with the blessing of my lord, Baby Jesus. I will talk about my ma. The tough gal that raised this stubborn headed bull she calls a son. She been raising me since I was born with nothing but the lord's light, and my ma's embrace Always bring a-tear ta my eye whenever, just like whenever I remember these damn fine "patriots" coming downward to make all these fancy claims to our lands, just because they came with a "deed," or "law and order." Why, down in these parts, we ourselves are the law around here. Anyway, before I got off track. My ma, she the most striking figure to ever grace these parts, and has the work ethic and willpower to bring any bull down. She has made me the refined young man you see before ya. Imma move forward before any more talk of my ma bring me to tears, bless that women. The boy we moving towards is my own flesh and blood. My brother who has been the pillar of light from the beyond my whole life. He is the darn tootiest man you will ever see, he will make you smile and laugh so much that ya be busting ya gut and spilling your liquid gold all over the place. He really just the lighthouse that any ship be-a needing. He also knows how to aquire some valuable herbs that we need for our cooking and relaxtion. I might have to wrap this up now, before I bring myself to tears with this talk of closeness and friendship. This is Prospector Brehome Larson, saying one last yeehaw. Time to pour on the fire, and call in the dogs.
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Mr. Daly
2/12/2019 10:14:31 am
Well.. this must be the most unique response that I'v read... the role-playing was amazing. I think I could filter through it to find some genuine gratitude towards some people that have made a difference with you and you with them. Thanks for a genuine chuckle today on our day off. ;-)
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